batmansbutt:

batmansbutt:

another day, another weird ass alien mother fucker in my radar

omg it’s harriet tubman my bad

damonalbarf:

i talk about band members like i know them personally

Thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else.

☞ harry potter and the order of the phoenix

"One day, Dean Winchester will understand why I keep giving Castiel back to him."

This Child is my Hero 

•  (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
•  (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
•  (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

avengedfuckingsevenfold:

mikkithegazette:

rebellovesongbvb:

welcome-to-paradise-xo:

deathekidd:

Tumblr, we are so deep

lmfaaaaaao - actually, techincally, oxygen is H20  - if you’re a fish, or a mammal that lives in water. So … yeah! But lol, this made me laugh :L:L 

Lmfao!! xD 

This is why I love TUmblr lol

wtf no matter what animal you are, oxygen isn’t h2o, oxygen is o, or o2 -.-

taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

theanimalblog:

Spider cat 

madelinelime:

sometimesfairytale:

thearcanetheory:

lifeinthefastlaine:

lifeinthefastlaine:

Maybelline “Confidence” ads. SO happy with how the colors in these turned out in printing and matting. To clarify, these are not real Maybelline ads, they were created for an advertising class.

EDIT: This is important. This means a lot to me. I legitimately believe a huge mistake was made today.

These ads were a part of my portfolio into the advanced advertising program at my school. About half of the people who apply get in. I got into the first two creative classes, intro and intermediate, and I was confident I would get into advanced… especially after I posted these on tumblr and in a matter of a few hours got THOUSANDS of notes with people saying that they loved them, most people even believing they were real advertisements and not something a 21 year old student made for class.

The only reservation I had was that my portfolio was being judged by two older men. Two men who have never worn makeup in their lives. Two men who would probably not even begin to understand what this campaign means. Two men who have never been under societal pressures to wear makeup, but then being told they’re insecure for doing so.

Those reservations might have been founded, as evidenced by the fact that I did not get in. I was rejected. I got over 5,500 notes on these ads in 24 hours, yet I was rejected for not being good enough. I can’t finish the program, and I have to figure out where to go from here.

Now to the good stuff: Tumblr is amazing. Everyone who has reblogged this, whether your comments were negative or positive, is amazing. I find it truly astounding that these have gotten so much attention. These, which are advertisements selling you something, something people inherently dislike. I am humbled, shocked, and grateful. This is the first time since I’ve been in advertising that I felt like I was doing something right… that maybe, just maybe, I could make it in this industry and make a positive change.

Those dreams were squashed today. I cried, and I complained. I’m angry — but not at myself like I thought I would be. I feel they made a mistake. I refuse to believe that I’m in the bottom 50% of the people who applied. I deserve to be in that program, and I know it. Thousands of people can’t be wrong that this is a good idea. An idea that MEANS something, and idea that resonates with many people. 2 older, conventional men can absolutely be wrong when it comes to judging what makes a good makeup ad.

Here’s where you come in. Let’s make them regret their decision. Reblog this, like it, comment on it, whatever. Let’s get this attention… so much attention that they can’t ignore it. While the decisions are most likely final, I want to make them think twice. I want them to look back, and believe that they fucked up. If it doesn’t even benefit me personally, I want them to think about how fair a panel of 2 male judges is when it comes to evaluating work done by women, for an audience that consists of predominantly people who identify as women.

So let’s do this. They fucked up; I deserved to be accepted. I know it, and I have a feeling you guys know it too.

Sweetheart OP, give us email addresses so we can stuff, numbers we can call. Let us help you. Let us give you a portfolio story that will powershoot you into the industry, let us see if that school can’t find one more place for you, or if another won’t see the gem they left behind and offer you a place in their institution.

Has anyone actually shown these to Maybelline? Maybe if people write in to Maybelline about these ads, and how they make them actually want to use their product, the would consider turning them into REAL ads. I’m not sure how all these things work….but I do know that I thought these were real the first time I saw them.

I will call or write if OP gives us the info!

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

avengedfuckingsevenfold:

you’re wrong lol